When You Buy Yourself A Jeep

When you move to Colorado,

You need to buy a car.

When you need to drive in snow,

You upgrade to 4×4.

When you give yourself an upgrade,

You decide to buy a Jeep. 

When you get yourself a Jeep,

You put it on a lift. 

When your truck is on a lift,

You buy some mudding tires. 

And when those mudding tires don’t fit in your spare wheel well,

You decide to mount your spare.

But if you want to mount that spare,

You need to buy a rack. 

And when you buy that rack,

You gift yourself some LEDs. 

When you move a girl to Colorado, it’s a lot like Giving A Mouse A Cookie. 

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